I would hate to be the person who gets on this blogger's bad side. If you are looking for an easy-going dip into gender dynamics in popular music...THINK AGAIN! Prepare to hold on to your eyes, ears, and anything else you hold dear. Juilane Shephard unleashes venomous language in
Visualize: Women Shredding. Contrary to the author's frequent historical inaccuracies about classical music,
"continuing to pretend women didn't contribute," I found Juiliane Shephard's use of modern day slang and allusions whole-heartedly amusing. In fact, Western music history courses strive to stress the importance of female contributions in Western music. Specifically,
Hildegard of Bingen (Medieval composer/nun),
Countess Eleanor of Acquitaine (patroness/troubaritz), and
Clara Schumann (composer/virtuoso pianist) are among some of the most celebrated figures in all of music history.
In this blog Shephard compares and contrasts the attention male and female guitarists receive in an issue of
Elle magazine. She wastes no time grilling
Elle by stating,
"the latest infraction to the female rocker canon..." How eloquent? Shephard pins the word "canon" to the "female rocker" donkey probably in the hope that her readers will pick up that classical music reference. Though, I would hardly cry foul to female musicians over
Elle's mere mention of the guy rockumentary,
It Might Get Loud.
Shephard, though, seems out for blood. She hacks at these male guitarists calling them,
"a big old honking sausage party of fellows noodling on their fretboards in united male vituosity." Haha! What is so brilliant about this statement is that she ties a group of mis-fit hippie throw-back guitarists into a pseudo-good ol' boys club. Some how painting
Eric Clapton,
John Mayer, and
Eddie Van Halen look like the MAN. Bravo!
Skillfully, the author places a link to the
Top 20 songs of the 2000s where she writes:
"dude-festily/male-bondy activity."
Almost like a subtle hint of dog crap virtually masked by the scent of a freshly mown lawn; its subliminal. The link supports her opinion; there are five members of the top 20 artists that are female. Shephard also links the reader to
Elle's article
"Twelve Greatest Electric Female Guitarists." She criticizes
Elle for their witness to a movie release and then criticizes
Elle for prefacing the article with reference to male artists.
Shephard uses run-on sentences that add a sense of bottle-necked ranting; she cannot seem to get the words typed fast enough:
"In the spirit of it all, Elle did the 2nd most dude-festily/male-bondy activity after riffing: they made a list of the top 12 female electric guitarists (because not only can ladies shred, they can also be music nerds, go fig)." In all fairness, I often find that I cannot quite phrase a sentence without trying to throw in the kitchen sink as well. Her sentence style is clear, but underdeveloped. Except when she decides to really vent. Which by the way, I feel confident that my bias, weak commentary quota is filled for this week. She has lots of note-worthy allusions and words, but no substantial proof to merit her argument.
This particular blogger seems witty. I use the word seems because her lack of information about music history made me a tad bit skeptical. She also picked a rather shallow diving point from which to launch her poorly-researched remarks. The tone of her blog was disgruntled. Maybe she was driving down the street in her Vespa and was cut off by
B.B. King.
Profile Post
Eureka! The blog I found is a little off the beaten path, compared to my original potential blogs, but I think its worth exploring. The blog topic is
"Focus on What You Desire" by guest blogger Madalyn Sklar. Generally the main blogger is Carla Lyne Hall, a NYC-based singer/songwriter. Her blog entitled
Rock Star Life Lessons focuses on the female music business perspective and the techniques required to master music. The tips and tools offered in
Rock Star Life Lessons are generously bestowed upon the reader by numerous interviews of female music biz insiders and Internet resources to get you quickly climbing the stairway to the stars.
However, maybe this blog is NOT the best thing since Mango chutney (my favorite condiment EVER!) Ms. Hall seems to rarely be "home;" most of the entries on her blog are submitted by guest bloggers, such as Sklar. I prefer blogs that are consistently written by an individual, affording the reader an opportunity to become intimately connected to their commentary. I found another con , when I realized quickly after scouring technorati.com that this blog is not even a
blip on the radar. (
"Stand by your man...")
One of my aims in writing this blog is to discover more resources for female musicians...and myself. I would like to know how to survive in this big, wide world as a musician. I have a dream too; it involves a small house, a husband, and kids that get to go to college. Many in my profession would say the college bit is pushing the economic potential of our field. Just how does one earn a living as an artist? Hah, its one of the many enigmas of our universe.
So when I went digging and found this golden nugget, I could not resist. "Focus on What You Desire" targets frustrated and desperate musicians like myself, by emphasizing the art of determination and discipline (p.s. two of the hardest behavioral patterns to develop) in music. (One day, you too young grasshopper will succeed, as I.) Sklar writes:
"remove the things that interrupt you like email, surfing the web." This is a great tip, however I found it ironic that a blogging musician would suggest to readers to remove a distraction that is her mouthpiece. Hah. In fact, not only is this blog her cheer megaphone by which she toots motivational pearls of wisdom; her job is a music industry
coach. Her lively hood depends on young musicians searching on the Internet in vain hopes for quick and easy ways to get famous fast! Silly isn't it? She warns not be sidetracked by the very gadgets and gizmos which keep her and her cohorts afloat. Sklar goes too far, by wrapping this 'gift' of a blog with a large, 'go team, go' ribbon,
"So what are you waiting for? Your dreams and desires await you!" I think all the mushy stuff AND the lack of clarity aside, she makes an excellent point. Focus is the root of success in music, perhaps in anything for that matter.
This post would have been terrific if it had actually given the reader any shred of actual, usable, concrete advice. Even a 12-step program on
‘How to Become Famous’, however irrational, would be more informative than this blog. my blog will occasionally touch upon success advice for the music biz and include more practical application and details.
"Success Leaves Clues" was a neat entry. Its fortune cookie unfolded a message"you don't have to reinvent the wheel." The artists that we admire:
Esperanza Spalding,
Marilyn Crispell,
Terri Lyne Carrington, and others have all started from nothing and grew into notoriety. That means if they can do it we can do it. Carla Lyne Hall suggests that we utilize those seminal figures that we idolize and study their paths to greatness. Learn from their stories and capitalize on their success.
Rock Star Life Lessons is professional, but emphasizing the importance of self-education. Halls' posts are informative, but lack details. Unfortunately, the audience that would generally take interest in this blog was musicians seeking more resources to "break-in" to the scene. But Hall's posts rarely specify exactly how one becomes successful. Like the monk practicing within the walls of the monastery, he can recite all the scriptures from memory and chant the sacred chants, but yet...is he, himself enlightened?
Howdy World
DRUM ROLL PLEASE! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrr! After much deliberation ladies and gentlemen, I have finally chosen a topic...social dynamics of gender in music. My blog is entitled "The Little Drummer Girl." Interesting, yet vague; familiar, and yet diminutive...hah, I know. Bear with me for a moment, there is a sick logic to my selection. As we all know, “The Little Drummer Boy” is a catchy little Christmas carol played over and over in malls throughout America. For the one percent of the world who does not remember, let me jog your memory: (Rum-pum-pum-Pum, etc.) What I am sure most people may not know is that Katherine K. Davis composed the song in 1945. Yes, a woman, that is correct! Ironic isn’t it? Davis was an American-born composer who studied with the most sought after composition teacher of the 20th century, Nadia Boulanger. Some of Boulanger’s notable students include Leonard Bernstein, Philip Glass, and even Quincy Jones. "The Little Drummer Girl” is a sarcastic spin on a simple title and a deep musical allusion to the power of the female presence in music. See? I knew there was a good reason why I chose this title.
My studies and career in music are defined by my gender and I feel that a lifetime of servitude to music has afforded me a unique perspective. Through the course of my blog, I will explore the historical nether regions that give evidence to the contribution and strife associated with being a female musician in a male-dominated profession. Not to mention "The Little Drummer Girl" blog will be chalk full of my own daily experiences and commentary revolving around this very same issue. Also, I plan to interview a few faculty members such as Erica Muhl, who studied with Boulanger and Sharon Lavery to gather their views on being a woman in the music business. Just as a side note, I do not intend to take a strictly feminist perspective on this topic. I do not necessarily disagree with some of the assumptions that are made about female musicians. SURPRISE! Unfortunately, there are many, many, MANY women who make it more difficult than it already is to be treated with respect and dignity in the music business. These women often use their sexuality as their only means of gaining attention and they usually are not very good musicians. Which brings me to my next point…
Here are some potential little "ditties" I stumbled across in the wee hours: a brief overview of the female role in music (ranging from antiquity to 20th century), to be or not to be (performance practice and femininity), this one time at band camp...(feminine vs. masculine instruments), and so you think you can play (male-derived standards of "true" musicality). These are just the tip of the iceberg.
Hopefully, if all goes well, my blog will be a potpourri of opinion, historical information, and exposure to talented female musicians redefining the music business. Also, opportunities to get involved! What I do not want my blog to be is another hack site overflowing with useless and underdeveloped opinions and little to no evidence or research to support claims. The most important function of this blog is to educate; to shed entertaining and informative light on a small microcosm of bigger social issues.